Quantum mechanics has proven that, contrary to human intuition,
matter exists in multiple states at one time, known as superposition.
Santa can simultaneously be in your chimney and at the North Pole.
Until it’s looked in, your stocking contains both merry presents and humbug coal.
The same sleigh of reindeer fly through the sky while sleeping on ice.
This past year, you’ve been equal parts naughty and equal parts nice.
On Christmas morning, when you check under your green tree,
the wave function collapses—an observer you’ll be.
The elves’ algorithm determines on which list you fall,
then you’ll find the gifts you have wished for…or nothing at all.