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The Best Nonfiction I Read in 2025

Books

Consider the Lobster and Other Essays (2005) by David Foster Wallace
DFW’s first collection of essays, A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again, was some of the best nonfiction writing I’ve ever read, and this, his second collection of essays, is equally great. The topics covered include:

  • His experience visiting an “adult entertainment” awards show in Las Vegas, exposing with sardonic wit how gross and nihilistic the entire porn industry and everyone involved in it is.
  • A book review of a usage dictionary, which reveals why DFW is such a masterful writer, because of his obsession with words and the English language.
  • About what life was like in the days following 9/11/2001 in Bloomington, Indiana.
  • A review of a memoir of a female child tennis star. Like I said last time, DFW can make any topic interesting, especially when writing about tennis, which was of particular interest to him.
  • DFW’s experience following John McCain on the campaign trail during his 2000 presidential run, about the politician as a person in private versus how he presents himself to the public versus how the media presents him. Which is the real one? Is any of them “real“?
  • His visit to the annual Maine Lobster Festival and the ethics of eating lobsters.
  • A review of a biography of Dostoyevsky and his fiction—one literary master writing about another.
  • A profile of a political talk radio show host in Los Angeles in the early 2000s, somewhat prophetic of podcasts and the decentralized media landscape that the internet would enable—yet it also now seems quaint. Like if you were worried about the political polarization of Bush-era talk radio, you had no idea what was coming… Plus this essay features the most convoluted set of DFW “foot”notes yet.
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Best Nonfiction Books I Read in 2023

1. A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments (1997) by David Foster Wallace

I have yet to read Infinite Jest (it is on my bucket list), but I enjoyed this collection of DFW’s long nonfiction essays, maybe even more than his short fiction. They are absolutely genius—not just in their content but in the craftsmanship of the prose on a sentence level. I read a couple of these essays several years ago but struggled with Wallace’s complicated syntax. Between the page-long sentences, invented words and acronyms, and multi-paged footnotes, you practically need a map to read a David Foster Wallace book. With my reading comprehension having expanded since then, I can now better understand and appreciate the complexity of his prose. Few writers could string words together better than DFW (RIP). The essays in this collection include: 

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ChatGPT on Why ChatGPT Sucks at Writing Fiction

In this post I wrote about my experiences using ChatGPT to write fiction, ultimately concluding that AI is better at non-creative writing than creative writing. I will now use ChatGPT to further prove my point. AI was much better at generating the following nonfiction blog post than generating any fiction stories. I’ll let ChatGPT explain why:

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Schrödinger’s Santa: A Quantum Christmas Poem

Quantum mechanics has proven that, contrary to human intuition,
matter exists in multiple states at one time, known as superposition.

Santa can simultaneously be in your chimney and at the North Pole.
Until it’s looked in, your stocking contains both merry presents and humbug coal.

The same sleigh of reindeer fly through the sky while sleeping on ice.
This past year, you’ve been equal parts naughty and equal parts nice.

On Christmas morning, when you check under your green tree,
the wave function collapses—an observer you’ll be.

The elves’ algorithm determines on which list you fall,
then you’ll find the gifts you have wished for…or nothing at all.


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