The US government is like a pizza that everyone agrees tastes terrible. The Democrats and Republicans in Congress argue over whether to add rainbow sprinkles or chocolate sprinkles to make it taste better. Libertarians¹ insist neither will make it taste better—sprinkles shouldn’t even be on a pizza. Besides, you’ve got all these other toppings on it already, which don’t go together at all: marshmallows, licorice, mayonnaise, and jelly. But the real problem is the dough is stale and the cheese is rotten. Besides, there are healthier things to be eating than pizza.